good jokes i found while googling

# Me: "What compiler do you use?"
# Him: "Well, Qbasic is my favorite."
# Me: "Nobody over the age of eight uses QBasic for serious purposes."
# Him: "But they made windows with QBasic."

I have a small anecdote of what happened in my class in our college.
Student: M'am, can you suggest any topic for my project?
Teacher: I ll have to think about it. But i dont have time.
Student: Please tell it to now, so that i can start working on it.
Teacher: Why dont you do VOICE CHAT IN TAMIL.
Student: Mam!!!But...
We were all laughing by then.

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